“Can we ride the elephants??” (Part 2)

The next morning came quickly. We had signed up for one of the famous “how-much-can-you-possibly-fit-into-one-day” Chiang Mai tours. And it was amazing! We started off with an early breakfast at the guesthouse, followed by a quick meet-up with Sara and Tabitha. The van came for us early – I believe 8:30 or so – and we were off to fill our day with touristy Chiang Mai favorites. Of course I only signed up for one thing…to ride the elephants! The rest of the day’s activities were amazing as well but riding the elephants was exactly why I wanted to go to Chiang Mai in the first place.

The elephant riding portion of our tour took us about an hour outside of the city. Once we made it to the elephants, we were quickly herded across a wooden planked bridge towards what I remember to be a bamboo tower. We climbed the towers Noah’s Ark style and shared our ride with another member of the group. I climbed in first and Jonathan got a picture of my excited/“oh Christ, I’m going to fall off this thing” face and boarded the elephant himself. Then off we go! At this point it’s important to remember we were riding an elephant. So when I say off we go what I really mean is ‘if we go any slower we wouldn’t be moving’. But I was in kid-mode and didn’t care how fast we were going. We were atop our elephants for approximately an hour, with JP and myself bringing up the rear. There were several people in our group so there were numerous elephants in front of us, each moving as slow as the one before it. I’d explain our ride in detail but outside of my child-like excitement it was what you might expect an elephant ride to be. When you go up a hill, hold on. When you go down a hill, hold on. Make sure your hands and feet are inside the basket on top so you don’t hit a tree. Oh and, for the elephants, mind the baby. Yes, a baby elephant rode alongside our elephant, making sure to look like a tough guy the whole way. There were several times when the baby would go around our elephant and come to a fallen tree (a small fallen tree, but a fallen tree nonetheless) and pick it up and move it so he could be like momma. Don’t get me wrong, elephants are by no means the cutest or fuzziest animals in the world, but I fell in love. So much so, I tried to name our elephant. I wanted a unique name – something that screams ‘Clifford the Big Red Dog’ but was much more exotic. The results? Nothing. About a minute after I decided I wanted to name him I was distracted and forgot the entire process. But for my story’s purpose, I’ll call him Howard.

The tough-guy

So after riding Howard through the forest (or jungle) for an hour, it was time to head to our next adventure. So we dismounted Howard, said our goodbyes and headed for the bus. The next stop brought us to a village – I was slightly unimpressed and completely forgot most of the details of that visit. But this village, if I remember anything, was a village of Burmese natives that travelled to Thailand and made it their home. Their specialty was scarves. Of course we were told we could buy them. We didn’t.

The next undertaking had us on foot. We hiked for approximately 20 minutes and came to an amazing waterfall in the middle of the jungle (or forest). It was absolutely incredible. We decided to take pictures on the rocks in front of the waterfall so I handed Sara my camera, took off my shoes and started jumping rocks. Naturally, they were slippery and I almost fell several times, mumbling obscenities the entire way. Once out on the furthest rock I was able to bounce to, we took our pictures and then headed back to the others. I just got my shoes on and looked up when Jonathan yelled my name across bamboo bridge. I looked up and was told to ‘come quick’. There was a little store across the river – I believe entirely made of bamboo – and the owners of this store sold soft drinks, water and beer to all of the travellers coming through on their tours. This store also housed a female dog that had just had puppies! To make a long story short, I was almost more excited about the puppies than I was the waterfall.



We continued our journey on foot through the forest (or jungle). We came to a clearing that brought us back near the village we had been to earlier and had spectacular views of the surrounding mountains and valleys. Once we made it back to the bus, we all boarded and were taken to a local restaurant where we grazed on amazing Thai food and were on our way to the last stop.

A few minutes down the road we stopped again, this time to roll up our pants and sit in some water. We were told to leave our shoes in the car, along with the rest of our belongings, and head down to the river. It was time for a little bamboo rafting, which consisted of me, Jonathan, Sara and Tabitha (plus our guide) on top of a raft that was made of about 8-10 long pieces of bamboo and were roped together. They told us to take off our shoes because our feet would be completely submerged under water – there was nothing under the bamboo. Conveniently, we got the wise guy of the guides and were almost all completely soaked by the end of the ride. He’d tilt the raft to one side, making us scramble or crawl to the other side to stay on. Then he’d lean to the other side, to continue the madness. Needless to say, we didn’t stay dry. We were even offered beer by a few Thais that were on holiday. They noticed the farang laughing and desperately trying to stay out of the water and asked where we were from. “America? Welcome to Thailand! Want a beer?” We tried but no success.

Finally, at the close of our rafting adventure, we again boarded the bus but this time headed back to the city of Chiang Mai. It was time for a shower and a nap and some food. This time we were successful. Jonathan and I eventually met back up with Sara and Tabitha for ice cream and one last beer before we turned in for the night. (I have to throw in the small fact that we saw an elephant walking the streets of Chiang Mai. No joke. He was guided by someone of course. But still, it was an elephant walking down the street.)

Heading to the train - on our way back to Bangkok

The next day was a blur. We spent most of the morning packing our stuff and running to the train station to make sure we secured tickets for that night. Wouldn’t want to miss class the next morning. The rest of the afternoon was spent roaming from coffee shop to coffee shop, wishing our papers would write themselves. We eventually found the courage to work on them.

That evening we caught a train back to Bangkok. This ride was much less pleasant than the ride there, not only because the ride was bumpy, which made it nearly impossible to sleep, but it was also filled with school work. Once we reached Bangkok, we had four days before leaving for Krabi, which meant papers and finals were our top priority. We were glad to get out of the city for a weekend. Bangkok is great, but it’s by no means a good indicator of what the rest of Thailand has to offer.

- Brandy

“Can we ride the elephants??” (Part 1)

(I wrote this the week of Christmas…sorry for the delay!)

I want to start this post off with a HAPPY CHRISTMAS! It’s Christmas morning (EARLY) and naturally I can’t sleep – still working on getting over jet lag. I arrived on Monday afternoon and have woken up at crazy hours ever since. So begins the blogging…

We left off with Bangkok. Oh how I miss it already! I truly took a liking to the crazy hustle and bustle of that city. It’s quite unlike any other city I’ve ever been to. Anyways, we were coming to the end of our stay in Bangkok, with just over a week and a half left before the end of the term. Papers were almost done, assignments were slowly being submitted and there was only one final to speak of. So naturally it was time to take advantage of our “extra time” and plan a weekend trip to the mountains of Thailand: to the historical city of Chiang Mai.

Chiang Mai has been around for over 700 years – it’s one of the oldest and most established cities in Thailand. At least that’s what my Lonely Planet guidebook tells me. It’s also known for its opportunities to get out of a town and enjoy the scenery of the surrounding mountains. So after much planning, Jonathan and I were officially on a train to Chiang Mai. Class ended for the week on Thursday night and we had a bit of paper writing to do, so we planned to leave on Saturday evening on an overnight train which would have us in Chiang Mai 12 hours after departing from Bangkok. (We had originally planned to leave on Friday night but discovered at the train station Friday morning when we went to buy our tickets that it was a holiday weekend – it was the King’s birthday weekend. A three day weekend means vacations for the Thais. In other words, tickets were sold out for the sleeper cars on the overnight train to Chiang Mai. Saturday night it is!)

We arrived at the train station about 40 minutes before our train left. We approached the departure time tables to see our train platform had changed. We also heard someone say, “leaving to go to Chiang Mai in 30 minutes?” This is when we met Tim – a tall, Dutch backpacker heading to the same place as us, and conveniently, on the same train. We told Tim yes and he showed us our new platform number. We made conversation – the typical small talk when you meet another English speaker during your travels: Where are you from? Where are you going? How long is your holiday? And so on. We invited Tim to grab a cup of coffee with us before the train left, which we did and then promptly headed to the train to board for our long 12 hour ride.

Jonathan's homework face.



We started the trip with a bit of homework, which I continued but Jonathan couldn’t stand the idea of. So he went to grab Tim and have a beer in the food cart. Eventually, one of the train workers came by to make our beds – when we got on the train it was just seats like you would find on a normal train ride to anywhere. These suckers fold out to produce beds with fresh sheets and a blanket! Sleep was soon to follow…for me at least. Several hours later – approximately 6am – I woke up to the rattle of the train. Jonathan was awake and we spent the last 40 minutes or so of the ride staring out the window at the countryside of Thailand. We finally got off the train, grateful to stretch our legs, and grabbed Tim to head towards the taxies. Once on board the back of a red pickup truck, it was off to the center of Chiang Mai. It dropped us off at the end of the road from our guesthouse and, minutes later, we were checked in, our stuff put down, and ready to find banana pancakes for breakfast.

Exploring the tunnels in Wat U Mong

The rest of the day was filled with trips around the city. We first headed (with Tim) to Wat U Mong, a temple in the middle of the forest in the mountains on the outskirts of town. It was absolutely incredible and very unlike most of the temples we had seen so far. There are tunnels built under the pagoda where Buddha statues are down every alcove. It was also the day the monks of the area were receiving their robes, so people were everywhere. I’ve never seen so much orange.

Wat U Mong - pagoda



The next leg of the trip included a trek to Dui Suthep – a temple on the top of THE Chiang Mai mountain. We asked a tuk-tuk driver if he could take us, not knowing the details of the ride up. He laughed and said, “no tuk-tuk”. We took this to mean the tuk-tuk couldn’t make the trip. We didn’t understand the full context of that statement until we were headed up the mountain. We successfully fit 19 people on one red pickup truck. Not sure how the truck made it but it did. After a 20-25 minute ride, we were at the top of the mountain and at the foot of the temple stairs. As everywhere else, there were vendors lining the streets trying to sell visitors anything and everything. We bypassed the shopping and headed towards the temple. Another climb up another set of crowded stairs and then finally we reached the top! The temple was beautiful and, not to mention, completely packed. People were everywhere. In the temple, outside the temple, in the cafés, in the shops. Everywhere. We made it through the crowds and wandered around to the back side of the temple to check out the rest. What we found were incredible views of Chiang Mai. The temple view was completely unblocked by trees, buildings, and the like. We snapped a few photos and decided it was time to head away from the crowds.

The view from the top of Doi Suthep.

After what seemed like the longest trip ever, we made it back down the mountain, although not without nearly falling asleep. Well, I might be speaking for myself only. Nonetheless, we made it down and found our way back towards our guesthouse. I played phone tag much of the day with two of the other Chiang Mai travellers from our group, Sara and Tabitha. We were planning to meet up with them after the hike down from Dui Suthep. But of course bad reception coming down the mountain hindered our plan making. While waiting to hear from them, we stumbled upon a market I conveniently had in mind earlier that day to attend. It’s called the Sunday Night Market – the name is fairly self-explanatory. We wandered through the market, finding things we didn’t need. Or maybe I should again speak for myself. I bought things I didn’t need. Either way, we explored the market, taking in the typical overwhelming sights, sounds and smells of what I’ve come to know as Thailand. 

It wasn’t long before our feet began to tire and our stomachs growl in protest. Time to rest and eat.  But still no word from Sara and Tabitha. Conveniently, seconds later, Jonathan spots both of them across the market aisle. We make plans to make plans – literally. Call us in an hour and we’ll figure out what to do about food. So Jonathan and I head back to shower and relax until we hear from Sara and Tabitha.

The rest of the evening consisted of food at a great Western pub and a drink at several different bars around the area. We even participated in the lighting of a lantern, which Jonathan sent floating into the night sky. Overall, Chiang Mai has quite enough to do to keep the average fairly-easy-to-please traveller happy. Although, I do have to mention that many of the places we visited were geared towards farang, or foreigners. No problem. I hardly noticed anyways.

- Brandy

(P.S. more to come on our adventures in Chiang Mai...but there's so much I wanted to share I had to break it up into two parts. The second coming soon!)

Life as a Time Traveler

We only have two more weeks in Bangkok before our second term in grad school is over. Time flies. Of course this means we have two weeks of non-stop work. Well, usually. This time we planned ahead, anticipating our NEED to see as much of Bangkok as possible. So our 10-ish page paper for one class is almost complete, along with our 30 pagers for another class, and the third class will be focused on next week. Wow. For once we didn’t completely and totally procrastinate. Hats off to us!

How do we spend our precious spare time? This past Sunday, at least, was spent at a floating market. Thailand is known for its floating markets. Actually, there are four or five of them just within an hour or so drive outside the city. Our original plan was to wake up at 5am on Sunday morning and take a taxi to the Southern Bus Station, then take a bus to the most popular floating market in the country, Damnoen Saduak, also known as Ratchaburi Market. However, our plans changed when there was no getting us up at 5am on a Sunday morning. Typical. So the next best thing? Taling Chan Floating Market, which is approximately 25 minutes northwest of Bangkok.

At 9am we finally make it out the door, ready to see this very traditional and less touristy floating market. (Ratchaburi Market is a much bigger market with tourist flocking in on tour buses every half hour starting around 9am. Supposedly, much of the stuff sold is comparable to the same souvenirs found in Bangkok. That’s great and all, but where’s the history? Where’s the culture?) The floating markets are how many traders sold their goods before modern road systems were perfected in Thailand. They would load their goods into a small, wooden boat and paddle up and down the canals selling their products. These traditions, although less common, are still practiced within some areas of the country. Taling Chan is one of them.

We arrived by taxi about 30 minutes after we left our apartments and were told to keep heading straight on the road we were on to find the floating market. The end of the road was lined with different stands, mostly consisting of plants and flowers, with food thrown in the middle. I snacked on fried quail eggs and then we headed down to the canal.

I’ll be honest, Taling Chan was much smaller than I anticipated. There were only five boats or so in the water when we arrived. We walked out on the dock and found tables down both sides. As I said, this floating market is much less touristy than others. These tables were filled with locals. Hardly any tourists were around. Ok, so maybe we made the right decision coming here – tourists ruin everything...

We wandered down one side of the dock and looked over the side. There was a long, wooden boat in the water, carrying an older Thai women and buckets of fish and prawns. 

She also had several lying on what I would call a small grill, for lack of a better description. The food she was making was for the customers sitting at the tables. And it’s true. It really was like stepping back in time. I see why the tradition has been carried on all these years.

We continued to follow the dock, taking pictures where we could. We then wandered down the other side, finding several more of these wooden boats selling everything from seafood to fruit to fish food. Wait, what? Fish food? Yes, the canals were filled, and I mean FILLED, with what Jonathan tells me is Mekong Giant Catfish…these were some of the biggest fish I’ve ever seen. Not to mention there were hundreds of them fighting to be closer to the top of the water, as people were throwing this food and other snacks to watch the fish and all their frenzy.

After several minute of watching a six year old throw food into the water, us being just as amused as she was, we finished taking our pictures and headed back down the road to catch a taxi back to the BTS (skytrain). Although it lacked the hectic atmosphere we wanted to find, with people everywhere, I’m glad we went to Taling Chan. I can’t imagine hordes of tourists lining canals, waiting to catch the next postcard worthy picture…Jonathan and I did enough of that ourselves… 

- BZ

 (pictures to come - I'm stealing JPs)

Turkey Day....

Turkey day in Bangkok was a success! Well, actually the day after Turkey Day, but it's all relative when your in a country that doesn't have turkeys. Thanksgiving day everyone had class in the evening; we agreed to postpone our expat holiday until Friday when we could really kick back.

Our makeshift holiday had the best of everything. I got to sleep in, went to the gym, and then joined Brandy and a few others on the rooftop pool of our building to enjoy the sunny 90 degree November weather as afternoon faded to evening. After a quick shower, seven of us met for cocktails at our patio sky bar overlooking Bangkok. We then headed a few blocks away for our much anticipated Thanksgiving dinner at Bourbon Street, a well established spot known for its Turkey Day buffet each year. 

First, let me answer the question that I know my dad will ask as soon as he read this. 

So Dad, no--the food wasn't as good as the yearly Powell spread we have all grown to love over the years; especially since I didn't have Granny to bring me my own personal plate of cranberry sauce and rolls. A southern-cooked homestyle Thanksgiving meal really can't be beaten.

That being said, we definitely were not disappointed with the food waiting for us at Bourbon Street. There were more items than I can remember to name--spread out over a giant buffet that covered a large banquet room in the back of the restaurant. After nearly two months of eating nothing but rice, chicken, and peppers in various combinations I couldn't help but exceed the carrying capacity of my plate a number of times. 

My first plateful consisted of garlic bread, cornbread, ham, turkey, prime rib, lamb chops, fried shrimp, blackened shrimp, blackened fish pasta, crab cakes, beef cutlets, mashed potatoes, malaysian sweet potatoes, jumbalaya, and of course, cranberry sauce. There were also six different soups, numerous salads, dipping sauces, and more....my stomach can only hold so much.

Dessert? yes please. A plate of pecan pie, Georgia pecan pie, ice cream, fruit, chocolate banana pudding, and some whipped cream put me over the edge. There was a whole table of desserts I didn't get to sample; by that time I was holding my stomach and moaning in gluttonous ecstasy, just like everyone else. We did manage to finish our meal with some Grand Marnier and Makers on the rocks--glazey eyed and ready for our nap. 

A nap would have been nice, but there wasn't a couch in sight. What's the next best thing, you ask? Why--an open air rooftop lounge complete with ambient lighting, full layout cabana loungers that can fit four or five people, sand, and a remarkable view of the Bangkok skyline. 

Afterwards, one more stop at a British pub named The Pickled Liver is where we finished or evening playing pool and watching the clock take us from night into morning. T'was a good day indeed. 

-J

Things we see

Here are a few moments I managed to record in the past few days...













Annnd dinner from tonight...the best deep fried squid I've ever had and spicy prawn soup. We told our waitress to make it only a little spicy...yet, it made me cry and my nose run after the first bite. Yuummmm..

Bang-a-rang

Thailand is amazing. I love it here and I want to stay.

Vienna had gotten pretty chilly by the time we departed. As Brandy said earlier, we had our little interim vacation in Budapest, which turned out to be rainy and drab. Well, that all ended the moment we stepped off the airbus that floated us from Egypt to our new home in South East Asia. We made it through customs without a hassle, retrieved our baggage, and were greeted with a grunt and a hand motion by the fellow hired by the university to pick us up from the airport.

As soon as I stepped out of the airport the humidity hit me like a ton of soggy bricks. My forehead started to glisten as my pores and sinuses opened for the first time in a long time. To quote my wise friend Richie – it was hotter than two rats making-love in a wool sock with the heater turned up. Damn, feels just like we’re back in Georgia!

Hot. Humid. Sticky.

That is about where the similarities end. I love Thailand because you look around and see so much that looks familiar if you glance around quickly, but look a little closer and it’s starkly different. It's twisted in many ways, ingeniously adapted in some, downright alien in others. Actually, that statement goes for Bangkok. American’s like to talk about being a melting pot of this or that, which is true in many senses, but this city is absolutely filled with different cultures and influences…the good, bad, ugly, beautiful, smelly, colorful, and flagrant. Anyone who has been here for a while says Bangkok is much different than the rest of Thailand so I definitely don’t want to make any sweeping generalities about the country in general.

Little things make me laugh everyday. For instance, it doesn’t take long to notice that you’re barreling down a six to eight lane highway with cars going every which way with no traffic lanes in sight. Instead there is just one giant, wide road. The airport is about 25 minutes from the center of the city where we live. Of course, just a few miles before we arrive we hit the infamous Bangkok traffic. Atlantans…you only think you know what a traffic jam is. 

Here there is a wildly colorful display of vehicles jammed together everywhere you turn; cars, vans, trucks, motorized carts with dried squid, motorcycles with refrigerator sized boxes strapped to the back, and tuk-tuks….the classic three wheeled death-trap of a tourist motorcycle taxi that everyone has to try at least once.

My personal favorites are the mopeds…there are damn mopeds everywhere. On the streets, on the sidewalks, in the alleys, in reverse direction in traffic…and yes, sometimes they ride through the restaurant you’re eating in because they want to take a shortcut. 

On our way into the city I saw three in particular that caught my eye; one was a family of 5 on and 80cc, one was piled with dead chickens, and the last had what seemed to be a 100 year old woman riding backwards taking a nap. I will mention that though traffic is hectic, it is quite entertaining. Much more so than slugging from 285 north up to Canton Road….eh.

We’ve been here for 3 weeks now and have been to quite a few places, so I’m just going to make a short list and maybe retouch on a few of them later. So far this is what we’ve been doing:

-EATING! – sure, there are normal restaurants like McD’s, Hard Rock, and honestly anything else you can image…but anyone who comes to Thailand is selling themselves short if they don’t eat street food. For 30 baht (1 US dollar) you can have a plate full of any kind of meat with rice, veggies, peppers, egg and the works. Thai food is without a doubt the most flavorful food I’ve ever had. Brandy and I have 4 or 5 places that we rotate through on a regular basis. Half the time you don’t even know what you’re eating. Worth.Every.Penny….all 100 of them.

-Cheap food means more money for SHOPPING. At least that’s what my girlfriend keeps telling me. There are gigantic shopping malls on every block, street vendors on every curb, and people willing to haggle at every turn. My dad would be in heaven. We sure are. A bargain-finder’s dream is just a few stops up the skytrain where one of the biggest outdoor markets in the world takes place every weekend. Brandy and I were there for 4 hours going up and down rows…we barely saw a fraction of the place. Huge.

-The Beach – Our second weekend here we took a bus with some friends to a popular beach on the Bay called Pattaya. It was a typical beach town Thai style. With food, street vendors, and a lot of beer we couldn’t go wrong. Let me just say the pricing is amazing—this is the way to vacation—I managed to pay for 2 bus rides, food, taxis, moped rentals for a full 24 hours, jet skis, random trinkets from vendors on the beach, many Chang beers, and who knows what else, all for about 100 dollars. Not bad for two days of fun.

-We spent Brandy’s birthday riding around the city on tuk-tuks. We explored “Old Bangkok” where we saw the royal palace, the Grand Temple that houses in famous Emerald Buddah, the amulet markets, and the Dusit Zoo.

-School work. Eh. Thankfully its hasn’t been nearly as bad as last term….I’m very thankful to be able to see more of the city!

-Wandering...everywhere you go there is something to see. We’ve been to some cool little ex-pat bars that are set up like a backwoods Louisiana nip and sip, a futbol pub, and an Irish pub featuring a fully Thai Beatles cover band that sounded just like John and Paul were there singing. Like many big cities Bangkok has it’s indigenous quarters that are home to the Japanese community, the Arab street, Korea, Chinatown, etc. Each has an amazing assortment of foods and goodies to buy. For all those wondering about the prostitution…yep, it’s all over the place. It’s more overt in some areas than others but definitely out in plain sight.

-Enjoying our rooms. We are staying in some amazing "service apartments" with a heck of a view. Not to mention a jacuzzi in each room, cable, a king sized bed, laundry service, and a housekeeping who clean up after us and leave little bottles of shampoo every day. Theres nothing better than not having to replace the tp or wash your own dishes!

Here's some views from the balcony...

More to come!

-J

It's been a while: Budapest

Ok so I know it’s been a while since we’ve touched our blog. Ooops. Sorry about that. Let’s just say grad school has been taking up our time…

Since we last blogged, we have been through a few more countries. We finished up our term in Vienna and are glad it’s over. Altogether, it was rather stressful for a time there. We didn’t leave the apartment for days at a time unless it was to go to the grocery store or school. But now that it’s over, on to the next adventure.

We left Vienna on October 16^th, by train, to head to Budapest for a few days before our next term started in Bangkok, Thailand. We learned our lesson last time about trains…be there early and make sure you know which train is where. So we headed to the train station about 2 hours before it was scheduled to leave. All was good to go. We arrived in Budapest about 3 to 4 hours later, slightly rested and ready to stretch our legs. Of course, we were toting our 23kg bags around with us so it wasn’t easy.

First things first. Where do we go when we get off the train? To the metro. But where it is in relation to the train? Let’s ask. So I did. Oh and where is the nearest ATM? Considering Hungary doesn’t use the euro but the forint we needed to stock up before heading to the metro. So we step out of the train station and find one of the most depressing set ups thus far. Jonathan told me on the way to Budapest it’s one of the most depressed cities in Europe – typical Eastern European city. Lots of construction and renovations “in progress”. The view from the train was exactly that. So we cross the street, head over a small construction site (wooden boardwalk included, aka ply wood) and headed towards the ATM. It was closed. So we tried the next. We each took out about 10,000 forint, which was approximately $50. A nice start. On to the metro. We head back towards the train station and go past it to the metro. Unfortunately I’m little and a 23kg bag is hard for me to maneuver down a flight of stairs. So the great and wonderful JP carried mine down for me…and his. We bought tickets on the metro and headed towards the train.

Not sure how many of you have seen the movie “Quarantine” but it’s a zombie movie that came out several years ago, and personally, I thought it was terrible. Horrifying but terrible.  Well walking into the metro to wait on the train was exactly what I would call the “Quarantine” station. Everything was dingy, cracked, dull, faded, scratched, and in need of some serious work. Oh and the lights flickered like a horror movie, too. Regardless, we wait patiently for the train. When it arrives it’s obvious that it’s been there for a while. The “Quarantine” train. It stutters to a halt and we wait for the doors to open. Everyone looks terribly pissed off that the train has to stop at all. We get on and go three stops, each time having to hold on to the railings to make sure we don’t fall over. Characteristic of an old train. When it’s time for us to get out, we do. We head towards the escalator (no stairs this time!) and reach the station only to find that we have to walk up a flight of stairs to get out of the station. Again, the great and wonderful JP takes both of our bags up to the top.

We get to the top of the street and realize we’re on the wrong side of the road. So we race across the 4 or 5 lanes of traffic (with our heavy bags) to reach the other side. Later, we discovered if we had gone to the other side of the station before exiting, there is another exit on the other side of the road. Oops. Anyways, we find our hostel and follow the directions to get in. Check in was a breeze. It took a total of 10 minutes and then up to our room to put our stuff down.

The hike itself wasn’t too bad – there was an elevator. A “Quarantine” elevator that had just enough room to hold me, my bag, Jonathan, his bag and the guy showing us to our room. We get there to find that our room is the size of a coat closet. A slightly large coat closet, but coat closet nonetheless. We put our stuff down and head back towards the door. It’s feeding time. Before we left Vienna, I bought a Top 10 Budapest guidebook. Let’s take a look in there to see what we can find. The Black Cat Irish Pub you say? Deal.

We leave our room and towards the pub. We arrive about 15 minutes later and find the little hole in the wall pub that was exactly what we wanted. We went in and noticed there were several tables that had a piece of paper with writing we couldn’t read. However, we assumed they meant ‘reserved’ and I guess our confused looks gave one guy that worked there a hint: foreigners. Or worse: Americans. He said something we couldn’t understand so naturally we asked if he could speak English. He said “I try” and asked what he could do for us. Where can we sit? Anywhere you want! So I pointed to a table behind him and said ‘is this ok?’ It

wasn’t one of the papered tables. ‘Sure! You sit here!’ So we did. We each ordered a beer and then a skewer of meat and steak fries, with a side dish of chips and cheese. Note to self: if you see something that looks like pineapple on a skewer of meat that doesn’t say it comes with pineapple, don’t eat it. It might just be a big piece of fat.

We finished our meals and headed back to our rooms. Time for sleep. Much to see tomorrow. The morning came quickly and we headed out semi early. We started down a road called Vaci Utca which the Top 10 book told me was worth the walk. Lots of shops perfect for tourists. We bought a few things and decided it was food time again. We noticed several coffee shops around but didn’t want to take a lot of time to sit and eat. Next best thing? Burger King. I don’t even like Burger King in The States but here goes nothing.

After breakfast/lunch, we head across the bridge that runs into the end of Vaci Utca to head towards the Cave Church. Literally a church inside a cave. It’s been “remodeled” with new cave-like plaster walls but it’s still a church inside a cave nonetheless. I quickly snapped one picture, afraid to disturb anyone (although we weren’t there during a service), but also wasn’t sure if I was allowed to, so I didn’t want to get caught.

Heading out of the church, we turn left and walk down the river towards the castle district. Along the way there is a monument on the top of a hill so we decide to wander up there. Fall in Budapest is beautiful. So many colors! We get to the top and take pictures of the city. The river is right in front and Parliament and the Castle District and to the left. Heading back down we’re not really sure which way to go. Left obviously, to reach the castle district but which road is best? We make it across a few intersections and find an outside restaurant/beer garden type deal. It’s cold but we decide to take our chances outside. After a quick beer, we’re on our feet again. Up towards the castle!

We walk for about 15-20 minutes and come to the next bridge, which, according to my map, is where we turn left to head up to the castle. Sure enough we find the almost 200 stairs and start climbing. Once at the top, we take more pictures of the amazing view. I’m almost too tired to walk at this point but there’s so much to do and such little time! Suck it up Brandy. Moving along. We walk inside the castle walls to find a huge courtyard where I make Jonathan take pictures with the lion statutes. We debate whether we want to pay to go into the castle or not. We choose no. Heading back out of the court yard we head in the opposite direction from which we came and find numerous walks and ways. We wander through a few of them only to find the end roped off. So we turn around and head the other way. We eventually come across a man who is standing with a bunch of children holding bows and arrows. Out of curiosity, we stop and watch. For a small fee of like $5-7, you can shoot 5 arrows into a target about 10 yards away. I want a try! We wait for 10 minutes and the line is going nowhere. So we leave, making a pact to come back later. Unfortunately it never happened but we found something even more exciting a few minutes later. A Hungary “funnel cake” is what Jonathan called it. It’s very hard to explain but it’s dough in the shape of a cone – when it’s cooked, it’s wrapped around some kind of wooden cone and heated until it’s crispy. Then they roll it in the “flavor” of your choice. Jonathan’s was cinnamon. It was delicious! But of course it just made us more hungry for real food.

Heading through the rest of the castle district, we find several more places to take pictures of the city, but soon head down out of the castle district towards food. We find a pub and go inside but were disappointed to find out they have no food. What? A pub with no food? Oh well. One drink then we move on. We head across the river to find a pizza place down a side street. And honestly, it’s some of the best pizza I’ve ever had. But there’s no time – moving on towards Parliament. We’re both tired and the light from the day is almost gone. We reach Parliament in time to take a few pictures and then head back towards the hostel. Along the way, we walk through a park and several green areas with monuments and statues. Eventually we come to St Stephen’s Basilica. I want to come back tomorrow to go inside but take advantage of the night view. Down one of the side streets, we stop for coffee and then head back to the hostel for the evening. It’s late and we’re both exhausted from such a long day.

Unfortunately there isn’t much more to write about our trip. Why you ask? Well I apparently got into something that didn’t agree with me and was sick all night. I woke up the next morning and wasn’t sure if I’d be able to handle going out again. We eventually wander back down towards St Stephen’s to take pictures inside but that’s about the extent of my energy. We do, however, stop and buy postcards. At least my family and friends can see what I saw in one day. Back to the hostel to nap some more. Around 5pm, I’m ready to find food. Oh and I have to find my book from Budapest! So off we go. I’m still feeling sick and Jonathan isn’t 100% either. We head towards a book store I found in my Top 10 book which is supposedly an English/Hungarian bookstore. Wrong. English only. So we wander to the next store. We’re running out of time because most of the stores close at 6 or 6:30 and it’s already 5:50 or so. However, I eventually find my store and walk in. Aldous Huxley it is. No idea what the book is – I can’t read Hungarian – but the author has two thumbs up in my opinion. Mission accomplished, on to food. We stop at a Chinese restaurant and then head back to the hostel. The rest of our evening was spent watching Mad Max and finishing my dinner.

The next morning we wake up to the first sunny day in Budapest since we’ve been there. We’re both feeling better so we get cleaned up and pack all of our stuff up and then head down for food. We wander for a few minutes but want to leave enough time to get to the airport. So we stop for a pastry and then head back to the hostel to retrieve our stuff. We leave at 11 and our flight doesn’t leave until almost 5pm. We wanted to make sure we left enough time in case we get lost. However, we apparently know what we’re doing and made it to the airport in less than an hour. So we have time to wait. Time for some reading and food. We anxiously watch the board to see when we can check in. But of course it doesn’t show up until 2 hours before we leave. At this point we’re just tired and ready to be on the plane. Once we get up to the check in counter, we realize we’re going to have to pay for our luggage – it’s too heavy. We get out of paying over $350 for our baggage (we paid a fraction of it – thank god) – I’m assuming it’s because of the absolutely shocked look on my face and the “how much?” in a high pitched tone –
 and head towards the gate. It’s going to be a long flight.

We board the plane that will take us to Cairo where we will switch planes to head to Bangkok. Naturally we get the plane filled with loud obnoxious people and have to listen to movies and music play the entire almost 4 hour ride. However, we make it to Cairo without committing murder and only wait about an hour until we are on the next flight out to Bangkok. Time for horrible plane food and some sleep. Bangkok here we come!